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Did you try our new Catppuccino's?

They are Tasty!*

*Not suitable for dogs, dogs are not allowed to buy the product.

Our Purr-itage

In 1971, CatbucksCoffee sprang to life in the quaint alleys of Meowttle’s Pike Place Fish Market, serving the freshest coffee beans, catnip tea, and global spices for humans and felines alike. Inspired by the adventurous spirit of “Moby-Dick,” we embarked on a journey of discovery and connection. Howlard Schultz’s encounter with our brew led him to bring the cozy cat café culture from Meowlan to Meowttle, transforming us into the premier coffeehouse for every cat lover. As we expanded our pawprint globally, from Chicatgo to Japaw, we remained committed to nurturing the limitless possibilities of human and feline connection, one cup at a time.

Coffee & Craftiness

Crafting the purrfect cup of coffee requires many paws – from the diligent farmers cultivating the finest red-ripe coffee cherries in sun-dappled fields, to the master roasters, who, with a flick of their tails, draw out the richest aromas and flavors from every bean. And let’s not forget the skilled baristas, who serve each brew with a gentle purr and a soft nuzzle. At CatbucksCoffee, we’re devoted to the highest standards of quality and service, purroudly embracing our purr-itage while whiskering in innovation to create new, paw-licking experiences to relish. Whether it’s a classic cat-puccino or a novel nip-infused latte, every sip is a leap into a world of feline finesse and coffee craftsmanship.

Here at CatbucksCoffee, it’s all about keeping our cat crew purring. So, we've rolled out the "No Dogs Allowed" mat—not because we don’t love our barky pals (...Maybe), but because, let’s face it, our cat baristas are not fans. Think of it as keeping the peace in a fur-filled fantasy. Dogs, with their tail-wagging enthusiasm, might just be too much of a party for our chill cat vibes. Thanks for understanding and helping us keep the catnip rolling without any ruff interruptions!

Liquidity Burned:

In a feline twist of fate, we’ve zapped our liquidity into the annals of myth. Picture a cat with a laser pointer—except this time, the laser wins.

Contract Renounced:

Like a curious cat that’s finally bored with its toy, we’ve explored the contract and decided it’s more fun untouched. It’s set in stone, or in this case, in catnip.

Supply:

Boasting a grand total of 1,000,000,000 tokens, because why settle for a lapful when you can have a whole world of cat cuddles? Each token is a tribute to our love for cats and coffee.

Tax:

With a Sell 0% and Buy 0% tax policy, we’re keeping it as carefree as a cat lounging in the sun. No hidden claws here, just smooth, worry-free transactions.

Embrace the Cat’o’nomics of CATBUCKSCOFFEE, where every detail purrs with simplicity and fun.

Every CatbucksCoffee brew is whisked to perfection with Whiskas Cat Milk

adding a creamy, dreamy purr to every sip. It's coffee, but cozier.

Please be advised that CatbucksCoffee is a creative concept developed for entertainment purposes only and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Starbucks Corporation. While CatbucksCoffee may reference or incorporate elements reminiscent of Starbucks’ branding or products, it does not imply any direct endorsement, partnership, or approval by Starbucks. Any resemblance or association between CatbucksCoffee and Starbucks Corporation is purely coincidental and intended for satirical or humorous purposes.